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Carrots When I lived with my conservative Asian parents I was too scared to have sex toys in case my mum found them, so I used to masturbate using a carrot wrapped in kitchen cling film. From the kitchen: Cucumbers, bananas, celery, corn on the cob, meat pounder tenderizer? Everywhere else: Toy sword, water balloons, vacuum not as a dildo, but it still warrants a place here , gear stick, trophy, the handle side of a baseball bat, play station controller, remote, costume jewelry. Super Classy I worked at an adult toy shop with a woman who was into vaginal stretching. She would boast about the fact that she could sit on a beer can. Super classy.

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A tweet, probably one of the best you'll ever see, has gone viral concerning one person and their hilarious dildo experience, during which a grandma collapsed in horror. In an anonymous Facebook post screen-grabbed by a Twitter user, the person describes buying a dildo - a inch silicone suction cup - which they didn't anticipate being quite so big. Gearing themselves up for what lay ahead, they listened to 'Eye of the Tiger' and got "pumped for the whole thing. It's really worth the read. This lad has shared it.

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